WeirdSeil News

Henrianah's New Couple Night Deal!

April 12th


Henrianah  g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞s̩͙͖̋͛͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊s̩͙͖̋͛͟ û̶͙̽̿͆̈p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ t̴͕͖͓̀h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ c̷̹͖͋́̃ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊t̴͕͖͓̀i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟t̴͕͖͓̀i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘  with a new 12.99 deal for a whole twelve inch with two complimentary sodas + 30 tokens! 

"Somethin' special for that special someone!" -Henrianah


*Available  for a limited time while supplies last

Samuel Bad, Founder of TOOBAD corp

TOOBAD Corp S̢̼̼͖̺͖ͪt͖͖̠̬͛ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟k̼̼̞̦̞̼̔ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ A̳̳̹̟̋ͣ͌ͅg̬̬̱ͩ͋͟͟a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥ W̧̤̤͇̣̥͂͐i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟th Amazing Service!


April 20th

Samuel Bad celebrates his 30th year in TOOBAD corp as he heads on great into business; reporting there have been 700 calls regarding legal accidents and a total of 12000 guest a year at his arcade! 

"Business has never been better! Even before Ic̷̹͖͋́̃ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞û̶͙̽̿͆̈s̩͙͖̋͛͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ t̴͕͖͓̀h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞c̷̹͖͋́̃c̷̹͖͋́̃i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘t̴͕͖͓̀s̩͙͖̋͛͟!" quote Samuel Bad. 


Mayor Jill's Secrets To running Weirdseil

April 29th


Mayor Jill was interviewed today at the Bluebottle diner, located on 1967 Poppy Avenue with her secretary Blueby. Mayor jill revelst̴͕͖͓̀h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜s̩͙͖̋͛͟h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀s̩͙͖̋͛͟ ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚f̷̵̫̞̉͢ k̶̸͙̭̹͆͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠ ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚û̶͙̽̿͆̈r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ t̴͕͖͓̀ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟f̷̵̫̞̉͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊c̷̹͖͋́̃t̴͕͖͓̀ ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡c̷̹͖͋́̃ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠ ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ s̩͙͖̋͛͟i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠ ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ c̷̹͖͋́̃û̶͙̽̿͆̈p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚f̷̵̫̞̉͢ f̷̵̫̞̉͢r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊s̩͙͖̋͛͟h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ c̷̹͖͋́̃ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚f̷̵̫̞̉͢f̷̵̫̞̉͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊. L̳͈͉̅̊ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚c̷̹͖͋́̃ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡s̩͙͖̋͛͟ s̩͙͖̋͛͟ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞y̯̤͑́́̓́ s̩͙͖̋͛͟h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢e's way different in person than  in  pictures and videos, Mayor Jill's reputation is very high and yet her personality differs from the assumptions of her residents. 

Mayor Jill and secretary Blueby 

Town Gathers at Memorial for Cazie Baker

April 30th


Town residents of Weirdseil gather in the Lost Smiling Trails for the one year anniversary memorial for Cazie Baker; a little girl who had gone missing inside the Liminal Tunnels. Residents bring different colored sets of candles to form a rainbow around the memorial as mother Carly Baker informed Cazie loved anything with a rainbow. Our condolences go out to Carly and her family for the loss of their young one. 

Local Ŗ̴̪̈̄͞ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊s̩͙͖̋͛͟i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘t̴͕͖͓̀s̩͙͖̋͛͟ Missing in WeirdSeil

May 5th

Local residents are in distress as Flux Alaheart (22), and Veinl Ovil (24) have gone missing on April 30th. Any information regarding their disappearance please call local police department if sighted.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1byDvz7SOsMHpH6yfi9sIS2c0Ca_lF90t/view?usp=sharing

Veinl Ovil

Flux alaheart