Reviews
Anonymous
"The fettucine eyefredo was actually p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊t̴͕͖͓̀t̴͕͖͓̀y̯̤͑́́̓́ g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜, ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ t̴͕͖͓̀ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞b̵̸͙̅̽͡ͅḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊s̩͙͖̋͛͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞t̴͕͖͓̀i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘s̩͙͖̋͛͟ ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ I'm glad we did! We seen people be shooed away at the door and the place was packed! Definitely worth the 10 minute wait."
Sally (owner)
"Awww ty! Glad your dinner was great!"
Anonymous
"Food good"
Sally (owner)
"Yum"
Anonymous
"Busy on fridays but still good regardless"
Sally (owner)
"Yeah that's ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅụ̴̴̾̀͟͡a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́ h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅ i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟t͖͖̠̬͛ i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞v̹̹̘̼̞̻͆ͩ̓ͪ͢ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ, c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅi̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟d̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥg̬̬̱ͩ͋͟͟ I̡̨͙͙̪̹̾͟'m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠ t͖͖̠̬͛h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥl͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́ I̡̨͙͙̪̹̾͟t͖͖̠̬͛a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥ ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅt͖͖̠̬͛a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥt͖͖̠̬͛ i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥ t͖͖̠̬͛h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ t͖͖̠̬͛o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅn̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥ h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎. Hope you enjoyed your dinner!"
Anonymous
"Came here with my boyfriend for our fourth anniversary together, the food was̩͙͖̋͛͟ f̷̵̫̞̉͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘t̴͕͖͓̀ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞s̩͙͖̋͛͟t̴͕͖͓̀i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟c̷̹͖͋́̃ ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ t̴͕͖͓̀h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ s̩͙͖̋͛͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤi̵͓͙̱͚̎͟c̷̹͖͋́̃ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞s̩͙͖̋͛͟ ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞z͕͓̼̼̽̃͘i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠! T̷̫͉̰͕̒́h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ Spaghetti was top tier and the Tiramisu was to die for! Looks like Sally's got another customer coming back!"
Sally (owner)
"Glad you guys liked your meal! Come back anytime!"
Anonymous
"Me and my son come here everys҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝ o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞n̸͐̈́͟͟͝ a҉͖̟̜̞̂̃̑̽͢͢͠͡n̸͐̈́͟͟͝d҉̴̷̧̢̛̖͔̤ͯ̔̑̄͢͟͡͠ h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞ a҉͖̟̜̞̂̃̑̽͢͢͠͡l̶҉̰͚͖͕̍̈́̅͗̏̇͢͜͜͝w҉̢̡̹̮͌̄ͦ͜͟͟͞͠͞a҉͖̟̜̞̂̃̑̽͢͢͠͡ȳ̸̵̩̜͔͍̔́͟͟͢͡s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡ p̷̸̷̨͙͙͇ͨ̌ͣ͋͟͢͠i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠c̷̶҉̵̢͚̣̻̲̬͑̑͛͐̀͜͜͜͝͡͝͠k҉̴̶̬͈̫̹͖̾̎ͭ́̍̐͜͜͝͠s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡ s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝m̴̵҉̸̲̗̰̼͗͌̃̇͟͟͟͠͞͠e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠n̸͐̈́͟͟͝g̷̵̸̡̼̱͎͎̞ͤͬ̅͢͟͞ d҉̴̷̧̢̛̖͔̤ͯ̔̑̄͢͟͡͠i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞n̸͐̈́͟͟͝t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡ o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝n̸͐̈́͟͟͝ t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞ m̴̵҉̸̲̗̰̼͗͌̃̇͟͟͟͠͞͠e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞n̸͐̈́͟͟͝u̶͖̖͆̊̈́͡͡, n̸͐̈́͟͟͝e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞x҉̣ͫͧ̕͘͜t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡ t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠n̸͐̈́͟͟͝g̷̵̸̡̼̱͎͎̞ͤͬ̅͢͟͞ ȳ̸̵̩̜͔͍̔́͟͟͢͡o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝u̶͖̖͆̊̈́͡͡ k҉̴̶̬͈̫̹͖̾̎ͭ́̍̐͜͜͝͠n̸͐̈́͟͟͝o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝w҉̢̡̹̮͌̄ͦ͜͟͟͞͠͞ he likes everything on the menu"
Sally (owner)
"Your son has taste! Thanks for eating at Sallys!"
Anonymous
"I found a piece of Sallys hair in my food but hey I'm not complaining"
Sally (owner)
"What."