Anonymous

"The seafood was amazing! Def taking my brother here again!"

Anonymous

"Pinky Shink will always b͔͔̳͈̊̆ͥ͂͜͝ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́ f̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎v̹̹̘̼̞̻͆ͩ̓ͪ͢o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟t͖͖̠̬͛ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧa͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎ t͖͖̠̬͛o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅt͖͖̠̬͛o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞p͔͔͚͉̬̋ͩ̾͗ o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥ o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅa͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́ b͔͔̳͈̊̆ͥ͂͜͝a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂k̼̼̞̦̞̼̔ h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ, l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘ove the whole pink aesthetic and sea food!"

Anonymous

"Never been a big fan of sea food b͔͔̳͈̊̆ͥ͂͜͝ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡t͖͖̠̬͛ I̡̨͙͙̪̹̾͟ t͖͖̠̬͛ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧd̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ t͖͖̠̬͛h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ p͔͔͚͉̬̋ͩ̾͗l͖͖̰̝ͭ̀͘a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥd̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥo͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅ I̡̨͙͙̪̹̾͟ ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧg̬̬̱ͩ͋͟͟ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧt͖͖̠̬͛ n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥo͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞t͖͖̠̬͛ t͖͖̠̬͛ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥg̬̬̱ͩ͋͟͟ i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟t͖͖̠̬͛ b͔͔̳͈̊̆ͥ͂͜͝ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧf̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ, I am upset with myself."

Anonymous

"That octopus works fast! Had my meal in under 5 minutes, fully cooked by the way! How does he do it?"

Anonymous

"This food made me want tot͖͖̠̬͛h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅ ụ̴̴̾̀͟͡p͔͔͚͉̬̋ͩ̾͗ m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́ o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟g̬̬̱ͩ͋͟͟a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥs̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅ t͖͖̠̬͛o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎k̼̼̞̦̞̼̔ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠ f̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟ m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠y͙͙̪̰ͫ͌́ s̨̞̞̰͎͎̪̩͕̈́̀ͯ̍ͧͅt͖͖̠̬͛o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞"

Anonymous

"Octopus serves octo-cakes on the menu...is that considered murder???"